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Pattaya Simulator

Pattaya Simulator is available on PC via Steam, with a launch discount running until July 14. The game is a parody of open-world crime games, replacing violence with absurd massage mechanics.

Synthesized from 2 Yomimono stories · updated 5d ago

Developer N-nic Studio released Pattaya Simulator on PC via Steam in July 2026. The game is a deliberate parody of open-world crime titles like Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, swapping gunplay for over-the-top massage therapy. Players take the role of a masseur in Pattaya, using outrageous tools and skills to clear family debt and restore happiness to the city.

A demo launched on June 6, giving an early look at the premise. The full version followed on July 7 at a price of $8.99, with a launch discount available until July 14. The game casts the player as a masseur repaying family debt through chaotic massage, pranks, and combat, aiming for a niche audience on Steam.

The two stories establish the game's release timeline and its core concept: a life simulation that replaces the violence of its inspirations with absurd, comedic mechanics. No further updates or expansions have been reported.

Key facts

Developer
N-nic Studio
Release date
July 7, 2026
Price
$8.99
Demo release date
June 6, 2026
Influences
Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row
Platform
PC via Steam

Timeline

Synthesized by Yomimono from the cited Yomimono stories below, each itself sourced, then editorially reviewed. Every fact links the story it came from.

Facts

Release
game · 2026-07-08 · 2026-07-08
Release
game · 2026-06-06 · Steam · 2026-06-06
Release
game · 2026-07-07 · Steam · 2026-06-06

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5d ago

Pattaya Simulator Launches on Steam, Promises Absurd Massage Mayhem

N-nic Studio released the life simulation game Pattaya Simulator on PC via Steam. Inspired by Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, the game casts players as a massage therapist in Pattaya, using outrageous tools and skills to clear family debt and bring happiness to the city. A launch discount is available until July 14.

Jun 6

Pattaya Simulator Demo Launches June 6, Full Version July 7

Developer Nick (N-nic Studio) will release a demo of the life simulation game Pattaya Simulator on Steam on June 6. Influenced by Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row, the game casts players as a masseur repaying family debt and restoring happiness to Pattaya through chaotic massage, pranks, and combat. The full version launches July 7 for $8.99.